1. Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch Spongebob Squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it.
    — Thom Yorke
     
  2. Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I’d take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans
    — Thom Yorke
     
  3. I actually have certain ‘rules’ going into the recording studio. For example I constantly wear earplugs and never listen to my own music. I even wear earplugs onstage. To this day I’ve never had to listen to a single one of my songs, and thank God for that
    — Thom Yorke
     
  4. If I weren’t in Radiohead I’d be working at a grocery store, I’d be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats
    — Thom Yorke
     
  5. I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It’s your obese mother. Burn motherfucker
    — Thom Yorke
     
  6. Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
    — Thom Yorke